#CLAUDE BLACK BUTLER SERIES#

Sebastian is and shall always be my favorite character. What ARE you doing, anyway? Not even Snake knows. I mean, would Claude ever allow himself to look this stupid? To think Sebastian was my favorite character this whole time. So, yeah, I’m glad I’ve come to my senses.

#CLAUDE BLACK BUTLER SERIES#

Has that loser demon Sebastian even ATTEMPTED to make a doily? I don’t think so…!! He can’t even knit!!! Yeah, he can sew a dress from a coverlet in mere minutes, but my sewing machine can do that, too. Black Butler (Japanese:, Hepburn: Kuroshitsuji) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Yana Toboso.It has been serialized in Square Enix's shnen manga magazine Monthly GFantasy since September 2006. Mad crocheting skillsĭo you know how hard it is to crochet? Honestly, I’ve tried it. And at other points of time, Claude has spun and shot webs while still in human form. During Episode 4, Claude is seen having a long, inhuman tongue briefly.

And in the manga, Sebastian can’t even turn into a crow. Claude also seems to be able to transform into the form of a spider. Yeah, so what, crows are one of the most intelligent animals in the world with an intelligence level that rivals that of a seven-year-old child and are important symbols in many cultures. I mean, who doesn’t love creepy, crawly eight-legged things…? Am I right? Who wouldn’t want a butler who invited every spider within a three-mile radius into your home to build a web in all your door jambs? Who doesn’t love the feeling of running into a spider web and having it cling to your face on your way out the door? Hard work and loyalty are soooo not cool. Preternatural dedication to his work as a butler. What does Sebastian bring to the table, honestly? A peerless devotion to his young master’s life at the risk of his own. Imagine how great the world would be if we all just couldn’t care less about other people and instead just obsessed over our dinner 24/7. Contract? What contract? Who needs rules, anyway? Claude can’t even be bothered pretending to like you. My master annoys me, so how ‘bout I just kill him? My master tries to be funny–guess what: I’m not laughing. Claude is like the popular girl we all wanted to be in middle school: confident, aloof, haughty. If you’re not Ciel Phantomhive, Claude Faustus could care less about you. Sure, Claude may not be original, but his choice of weapon is worth more from a financial standpoint and shows how much money the Trancy’s have no problem throwing away. Shall I break it down mathematically for you? That’s an increase of 71.63% more awesomeness than Sebastian. Last time I checked, a gram of silver is worth $0.54 a gram. What does Sebastian fight with? Silverware? Please. As in, “dancing where you’re holding onto someone else and there aren’t any set moves you just move around the dance floor looking pretty.” Even Ciel can do that. Like Sebastian, he did things perfectly and with ease, although in a more eccentric manner. Okay, what kind of dancing does Sebastian do? Social dancing. Claude Faustus (, Kurdo Fsutasu) Voiced by: Takahiro Sakurai (Japanese) Jason Douglas (English) Claude Faustus was the demon butler of the Trancy household. How could I have been so wrong? Here I am, thinking Sebastian is the best demon in Black Butler, but I have since come to my senses.

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